The Players
These are the annoying people in my life. The Feeder and the Dumb One kept mentioning someone who was “on the way,” and now it has become painfully clear what they meant…. another cat. It was not long after that yet another cat made its appearance. I’m in hell.
Sassy - This is me. As far as I’m concerned, I’m in charge.. and that’s how it’s going to be...
Monster - She just won’t leave me alone... ever.
The Feeder - This strange woman feeds me and pets me. I will see to it that she continues to do so.
The Dumb One - This guy I just can’t figure out, nor do I really care to, to be quite honest.
Will - A hairless cat that makes a lot of noise and monopolizes the attention of the humans
