I’m back… whatever
24 Jan 2012 Leave a Comment
It has been some time since my last missive. I have endured a move and the addition of a second hairless cat. I should note, however, that this breed of cat, which now numbers two, grows quickly. They both insist on chasing me and harassing me at all opportunities.
Monster is still Monster, except she now escapes whenever available. Nearly every time she does so, she becomes stranded in the icy hellscape that is the outside world. The Feeder, much to my dismay, always makes the effort to bring her back in. The Dumb One, in a rare moment of admirability, doesn’t seem to care that she’s isolated from my house’s warm interior.
More on this new breed of cat. The one called Will has grown considerably, as has the newer one they call Sam. Both are unclean, unkempt, and generally unsavory. I feel it is my responsibility, my duty, to chronicle the dysfunction that plagues this household.
I’m back.
