Rain on somebody’s day
11 May 2008 Leave a Comment
Rain, rain, go away... or not. What do I care? I don't do outside.
Everyone left today to visit “family.” Everything was great until they came back. I enjoyed looking out the window and imagining what it would be like for Monster to be outside getting wet, and being out of my way.
Yesterday, my captors spent a great deal of time outside in front of the prison planting bushes and spreading mulch. They should bring that giant litter box inside, if you ask me…
And to Tom, my internet suitor: Ummm, no. However, if you want a cheap date I can hook you up with Monster. Just make sure to bring a can of food and a wig (she likes hair).
